Women Wear Cheating Pants

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A survey has found the vast majority of the female population are happy to resort to tricks such as wearing "magic pants" to appear slimmer.

Those HUSSIES!

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Helen Mirren was date-raped - twice!

Oscar-winning actress Dame Helen Mirren has admitted that she used to "love" taking cocaine.

Is there any woman out there who has not yet been date-raped?

If so, the Guinness Book of Records would like to hear from you.

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I'm sorry to mock so; but I just don't believe these female 'celebrities' any more. It seems to me that whenever they want to get their faces into the media, claiming to have been abused in some way is their ticket to getting the attention that they crave - for business purposes as much as for anything else.

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The actress, 63, told GQ Magazine she used the Class A drug "just a little bit at parties" until the early 1980s.

She said she gave up the drug after learning that Nazi war criminal Klaus Barbie had been making money from the drug in South America.

My goodness. This woman is an angel.

Nay; a saint!

Yeah right.

Sorry folks - but I just don't believe it.

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