Women Wear Cheating Pants

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A survey has found the vast majority of the female population are happy to resort to tricks such as wearing "magic pants" to appear slimmer.

Those HUSSIES!

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Helen Mirren was date-raped - twice!

Oscar-winning actress Dame Helen Mirren has admitted that she used to "love" taking cocaine.

Is there any woman out there who has not yet been date-raped?

If so, the Guinness Book of Records would like to hear from you.

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I'm sorry to mock so; but I just don't believe these female 'celebrities' any more. It seems to me that whenever they want to get their faces into the media, claiming to have been abused in some way is their ticket to getting the attention that they crave - for business purposes as much as for anything else.

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The actress, 63, told GQ Magazine she used the Class A drug "just a little bit at parties" until the early 1980s.

She said she gave up the drug after learning that Nazi war criminal Klaus Barbie had been making money from the drug in South America.

My goodness. This woman is an angel.

Nay; a saint!

Yeah right.

Sorry folks - but I just don't believe it.

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How To Entrap Your Partner

This woman leads a double life. Her boyfriend thinks she’s a secretary. In fact she is one of Japan’s new breed of professional seducers, hired by embittered spouses to entrap their straying partners. And she’ll stop at nothing to get the desired results.

How Women Win

The truth behind X-Factor star Rachel.

As soon as she appeared at The X Factor audition at London's O2 Arena, the show's producers knew that they had television dynamite on their hands. Every series of the Saturday night show must produce its Cinderella story, but surely this surpassed even their wildest expectations.

Rachel Hylton, 26, had five children by five different fathers - the first arriving when she was just 13. She had been addicted to crack cocaine and had also served two prison sentences, including one for burglary.

But, most importantly of all, she was repentant and wanted to seek salvation through music and the church.

But all was not as it first appeared to be!

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'Many studies show that a sense of humour is sexually attractive, especially to women,' he said. 'But we've found that self-deprecating humour is the most attractive of all.

Correct!

By denigrating yourself, you save women from having to do the job for you.

And this is much appreciated!

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Woman Passes Drving Test

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A woman has finally passed her driving test 27 years and 450 lessons after she first took to the road.

No surprises there!

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Women More Likely Than Men to Cheat on Holiday

Women More Likely Than Men to Cheat on Holiday

Women are more likely than men to cheat when on holiday.