Women Prefer Men With Deep Voices

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Women Prefer Men With Deep Voices If you've ever wondered why fat, walrus-faced singer Barry White was such a hit with the girls, it was probably because of his deep voice.

Scientists have found that men who speak deeply are likely to father more children than their squeaky rivals.

The following comment on the Daily Mail site made me laugh, ...

My own research, conducted over the past sixty years, proves beyond a doubt that women are far more attracted to men with deep pockets.
- Tony, Oxford, UK

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Offensive Breasts Banned In Casino

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Offensive Breasts Banned In Casino A British tourist has been barred from a casino in New Zealand for upsetting fellow punters with her 'offensive' breasts.

Thirty-three year old Helen Simpson from Nottingham, was wearing a low-cut black evening dress when a woman staff member at the Christchurch Casino told her to cover up or leave.

Goodness. 'Offensive' is surely too delicate a word to describe those most fulsome assets.

How's about, "Weapons of Mass Destruction"?

Lesbian Parents Upset Over Getting Twins

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Mums, count your blessings Miranda Devine Sidney Morning Herald, September 23 2007

THE SPONTANEOUS public outrage over two Melbourne lesbians suing their IVF doctor because they got twins instead of the single baby they had requested has been dismissed by the louche left as "moral panic" from homophobes.
But what really galls people about the case is not so much the two-mother angle but the audacity of these women, and their breathtaking lack of insight about their good fortune.
Having been given everything - increasing societal tolerance of their sexual preference, subsidised medical remedy of their lifestyle-induced infertility and two perfect babies - they proceeded to bellyache and navel gaze for the next three years.
They hired a lawyer who likened the error to amputating the wrong leg and sued the poor doctor, unloading all their emotional baggage - and, wow, is there a lot of it - in court.
The non-birth-mother mother testified last week in the ACT Supreme Court, where the couple are suing Canberra obstetrician Dr Sydney Robert Armellin for more than $400,000 for implanting two embryos instead of one.
"She [the twins' birth mother] always said that she had a big heart filled with love," she said.
"I find that she doesn't have the same ability to love that she used to and the same capacity to, I guess, embrace differences and issues as a couple or as a team."
The twin girls - conceived in 2003 in the Canberra Fertility Centre by in-vitro fertilisation using sperm from an anonymous Danish donor - had changed their relationship, she said.
Their lives as a couple were lost as they became bogged down with the everyday tasks of raising two children.
Ain't motherhood grand.
The 40-year-old birth mother testified too: "The experience of my pregnancy was so far removed from what I had anticipated that I was in relationship counselling, in a great deal of pain, and someone was suggesting that adoption was an option."
While she had enjoyed decorating the nursery, buying a pram was distressing, she said. "It was like the last frontier of acceptance to spend hundreds of dollars on a pram."
Perhaps some people don't understand, when they go shopping for donor sperm, that a baby is not the latest adorable consumer item acquired to invigorate your lifestyle, like a steamer oven or a flat-screen TV. That's what pets are for.
A baby is not a new range of retail opportunities - the Peg Perego pram, the Armani Junior layette, the Steiner school. A baby does not exist to give its parents a fresh identity or to pep up their relationship.
Parenthood is not about the parents but the child and, if you don't know it when you are pregnant, the truth dawns soon enough. That is, unless you fight reality every inch of the way, clinging, like these women have, to the fantasy that your life will be exactly as it was before, your relationship with your partner unaltered, as if the baby were not its own person, with its own needs, desires and emotions.
The couple issued a handwritten media statement last week saying they "cherished" both their daughters and the case was not about money but "principle".
They must have fought hard to nurture their sense of grievance for so long, in the cause of "pursuing our convictions".
One of the little-acknowledged advantages of having a father and a mother involved in the tricky start-up of a family is that there are few men who would indulge the sort of neurotic self-pity these women appear to have been wallowing in for three years. And few women would persist with such behaviour under the dumbfounded incomprehension or withering scorn of a husband.
Less feminine empathy and more male pragmatism can be a circuit-breaker to hormone-drenched hysteria. It's a metaphorical slap in the face.
What the women really needed was not $400,000 but someone to tell them to snap out of it and be thankful for what they have - two healthy baby girls. Then they should have sent Dr Armellin flowers instead of a writ.

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Beaten Up By 'Wild Animals'

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Beaten Up By 'Wild Animals' A girl aged 15 told yesterday how she thought that she would die during a beating from two fellow schoolgirls who fell on her like “wild animals”.

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Childless Women 'Hostile To Working Mothers'

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Childless Women 'Hostile To Working Mothers'

Women who do not have children are considerably less sympathetic than men to mothers trying to juggle home and career, researchers have discovered.

But, of course, it is men who are typically blamed by the feminists for such things.

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Anita Roddick - The Liar

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Anita Roddick - The Liar "Anita's constant lie that she originated the idea, the green colour scheme, the products, all the things that gave the company its unique identity - never in our wildest imagination did we think that Roddick, with all her claims about being so honest, would keep this fabrication going," Brostoff said.

Yes indeed. This self-proclaimed 'feminist' also made part of her considerable fortune by conducting a national domestic violence campaign against men during the early 90s wherein which she handed out to her mostly female customers small booklets that contained nothing but hate-filled nonsense and LIES about the issue of domestic violence; the idea being to make money out of stirring up hatred towards men - both of which she did, very successfully.

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Pavarotti Threatened To Shoot Himself

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Pavarotti Threatened To Shoot Himself Luciano Pavarotti threatened to shoot himself as his relationship with his "money-mad" wife fell apart.

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Failed Attempted Paternity Fraud

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Failed Attempted Paternity Fraud I’ll try to sum up a funny story that happened a few years ago: I got a vasectomy. I met a girl soon afterwards. She was nice and attractive but with a selfish streak that raised a big red flag. She was 32 at the time and I could practically HEAR her biological clock ticking. Michael J. Farrand

I did NOT tell her about my vasectomy and I always used a condom with her to protect against STDs. She assumed, obviously, that the condom was only used for birth control. Silly girl.

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Woman Falsely Accused Of Raping Man

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Woman Falsely Accused Of Raping Man A woman falsely accused of date-raping a wealthy businessman has told for the first time how the ordeal ruined her life.

"My life is in ruins, all because of a claim that was totally ridiculous and should never have been taken seriously," she said.

Here is one of the reader comments ...

Welcome to the world that thousands of men every year find themselves in. It's deemed newsworthy only because it's a woman for a change.This woman doesn't know what the trauma of a rape accusation really is.Try living under the constant threat of murder, totally ostracised through the local female gossip nework, losing your job, having you wife kick you out of your own home and deny access to the kids while you pay for everything, have a nervous breakdown, losing your friends etc.

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Men Deserve To Be Hit

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Men Deserve To Be Hit I think every man I have been with has received a slap from me. Every single one deserved it, says alot about my taste in men!

Yep: That's one possibility.

The other, and more likely, possibility is that you are a very nasty piece of work.

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