Women. Women. Women.

Women Wear Cheating Pants

2008-09-28T17:03:00.000-07:00

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A survey has found the vast majority of the female population are happy to resort to tricks such as wearing "magic pants" to appear slimmer.

Those HUSSIES!

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2008-09-01T01:48:00.000-07:00

Helen Mirren was date-raped - twice!

Oscar-winning actress Dame Helen Mirren has admitted that she used to "love" taking cocaine.

Is there any woman out there who has not yet been date-raped?

If so, the Guinness Book of Records would like to hear from you.

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I'm sorry to mock so; but I just don't believe these female 'celebrities' any more. It seems to me that whenever they want to get their faces into the media, claiming to have been abused in some way is their ticket to getting the attention that they crave - for business purposes as much as for anything else.

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The actress, 63, told GQ Magazine she used the Class A drug "just a little bit at parties" until the early 1980s.

She said she gave up the drug after learning that Nazi war criminal Klaus Barbie had been making money from the drug in South America.

My goodness. This woman is an angel.

Nay; a saint!

Yeah right.

Sorry folks - but I just don't believe it.

2008-08-31T21:05:00.000-07:00

How To Entrap Your Partner

This woman leads a double life. Her boyfriend thinks she’s a secretary. In fact she is one of Japan’s new breed of professional seducers, hired by embittered spouses to entrap their straying partners. And she’ll stop at nothing to get the desired results.

2008-08-22T23:32:00.000-07:00

How Women Win

The truth behind X-Factor star Rachel.

As soon as she appeared at The X Factor audition at London's O2 Arena, the show's producers knew that they had television dynamite on their hands. Every series of the Saturday night show must produce its Cinderella story, but surely this surpassed even their wildest expectations.

Rachel Hylton, 26, had five children by five different fathers - the first arriving when she was just 13. She had been addicted to crack cocaine and had also served two prison sentences, including one for burglary.

But, most importantly of all, she was repentant and wanted to seek salvation through music and the church.

But all was not as it first appeared to be!

2008-07-27T15:41:00.000-07:00

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'Many studies show that a sense of humour is sexually attractive, especially to women,' he said. 'But we've found that self-deprecating humour is the most attractive of all.

Correct!

By denigrating yourself, you save women from having to do the job for you.

And this is much appreciated!

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Woman Passes Drving Test

2008-07-09T17:19:00.000-07:00

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A woman has finally passed her driving test 27 years and 450 lessons after she first took to the road.

No surprises there!

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Women More Likely Than Men to Cheat on Holiday

2008-07-07T20:45:00.000-07:00

Women More Likely Than Men to Cheat on Holiday

Women are more likely than men to cheat when on holiday.

False Accuser Triggered Polygamist Witchunt

2008-04-24T04:02:00.000-07:00

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False Accuser Triggered Polygamist Witchunt

A mobile phone number used to make calls that triggered a mass raid on a Texas polygamist compound has been traced to a woman in Colorado with a history of making allegedly false claims of abuse.
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Tricia Walsh-Smith Unhappy With £250,000/annum

2008-04-13T17:59:00.000-07:00

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Tricia Walsh-Smith Unhappy With £250,000/annum

In a six-minute rant posted on the YouTube website, 49-year-old Mrs Walsh-Smith talks directly to the camera and says: "We never had sex. He said it was because he had high blood pressure.

With video link!

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Cheating The Benefit System

2008-04-13T17:43:00.000-07:00

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Cheating The Benefit System

As a school dinner lady, Ruth Morrison would often join colleagues in the canteen as they moaned about their low pay.

But the mother of two was a lot better off than she let on.

Over five years, she had raked in £70,000 by falsely claiming benefits.
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Woman Stalks Little Britain Star

2008-04-12T13:51:00.000-07:00

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Woman Stalks Little Britain Star

A female fan obsessed with David Walliams is being investigated by police for stalking the Little Britain star.

Sarah Bartholomew, a 29-year-old veterinary nurse, has spent the last three years bombarding him with erotic verse, photographing him secretly in his house and showering him with gifts.
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Heather Mills Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize?

2008-04-11T21:10:00.000-07:00

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Heather Mills Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize?

She also claims to have been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize in 1996, though this cannot be corroborated or disproved as nominees are kept secret for 50 years.

Mary Stuart Lied About Being Raped

2008-04-07T13:19:00.001-07:00

Mary Stuart Lied About Being Raped

Mary Stuart, Queen of Scots, was a lying adulteress who plotted with her lover to murder her husband, an intriguing new study claims.

The analysis by Lesley Smith, a medical historian, claims that Mary lied about being raped to explain her pregnancy and justify her third marriage after her second husband, Lord Darnley, was strangled in Edinburgh.

Evil False Accuser Jailed

2008-03-31T18:37:00.000-07:00

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A woman was jailed for a year yesterday for falsely claiming that a soldier raped her after a boozy evening together in an RAF bar.

Judge Julian Hall told Amanda Lang, 21, she was evil and had done "womankind no good at all" for inventing the story.

The court heard Lang had made a previous allegation of rape against another man which was investigated, although no charges were brought.

One year.

She should have got five.

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Woman Stalks Friends - No Jail Time

2008-03-31T18:32:00.000-07:00

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Woman Stalks Friends - No Jail Time

When three friends began receiving threatening letters from a stalker, fear became a way of life.
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Wife Takes Out Loan To Kill Husband

2008-03-31T18:25:00.000-07:00

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Wife Takes Out Loan To Kill Husband

A wife took out a £4,500 home improvement loan to pay for a hitman to murder her husband, the Old Bailey has heard.

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43% Of Sexual Abuser Teachers Are Women

2008-03-29T17:08:00.001-07:00

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43% Of Sexual Abuser Teachers Are Women

Though a 2004 U.S. Department of Education study showed that 43 percent of sexual abusers in the education system were women, there's a paucity of research on female sexual abusers, says Finley. "Male sexual predators have always been around, and we've paid a lot of attention to them. We need to say, 'Wake up, America.'" In his view, the reported cases are just the "tip of the iceberg."

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Caught Stealing 175 Times But No Jail Sentence

2008-03-27T19:45:00.000-07:00

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Caught Stealing 175 Times But No Jail Sentence

A Shoplifter convicted for the 175th time was spared a prison sentence after magistrates decided to give her another last chance.

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Depressed Women Crave Sex

2008-03-21T20:32:00.000-07:00

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Depressed Women Crave Sex

Depressed women have more sex than those who are happier because intercourse makes them feel secure, a study claims.

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Two Elderly Women Murder For Money

2008-03-19T19:28:00.000-07:00

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Two Elderly Women Murder For Money

Two elderly women befriended and then murdered homeless men in staged hit-and-run car crashes as part of a plot to collect millions of dollars in life insurance.

Elderly ladies killing men for money - usually their partners - is probably an extremely common occurrence; and they mostly get away with it.

It is very easy to kill an elderly man when you live with him - particularly if he has some kind of heart problem. And the police are very unlikely to suspect a woman who, herself, looks frail.

Furthermore, the police are less inclined to investigate closely the deaths of men than they are of women.

Indeed, in the USA, some 50% of all male homicides and 'suspicious' deaths gives rise to no prosecutions, whereas, in the case of women, some 95% of them do.

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Almost 3000 UK Late Abortions

2008-03-09T01:12:00.000-08:00

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Almost 3000 UK Late Abortions

Almost 3,000 [late abortions] were carried out on women who were at least 20 weeks pregnant, according to the latest annual figures in England and Wales, representing a 44 per cent increase in less than a decade.

Their bodies. Their choice.

But, is it really 'their' bodies?

Hmmm.

I'm not so sure.

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Evil Lesbian Lovers

2008-03-07T06:06:00.000-08:00

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Evil Lesbian Lovers Two lesbian lovers, one who drank blood as part of a vampire culture, were sentenced to life in prison today for the 'evil' killing of a British teenage girl they bludgeoned to death with a concrete block.

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Another Woman Author Caught Lying About Her Past

2008-03-04T06:44:00.000-08:00

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Another Woman Author Caught Lying About Her Past It seemed like the classic American story of rags to riches, and it had won rave reviews from the critics.

According to her acclaimed memoir, Margaret B Jones was a mixed-race girl who had been abused as a child and brought up by foster parents in gritty south-central Los Angeles.

She managed to deceive the women who worked with her closely on the book for three whole years.

"It's very upsetting to us because we spent so much time with this person, and we felt such sympathy for her, and she would talk about how she didn't have any money or any heat, and we completely bought into that and thought we were doing something good by bringing her story to light," Sarah McGrath, the Riverhead editor who worked with her for three years on her book, said.

And last week, another woman author was found to be fabricating her past, ...

Last week, it emerged that a Holocaust memoir written by Misha Defonseca, entitled: Misha: A Memoire of the Holocaust Years, had been made up.

Yes indeed. Women can often be very deceptive.

And the western world needs to wake up to this.

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30 Years For Anti-Freeze Poisoner

2008-02-29T07:41:00.000-08:00

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30 Years For Anti-Freeze Poisoner

A housewife who left her husband blind and deaf by poisoning him with anti-freeze was sentenced to 30 years in prison yesterday.

Yessssssss!
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Girl Filmed Murder For Fun

2008-02-14T17:45:00.000-08:00

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Girl Filmed Murder For Fun

A teenage girl faces jail for using her mobile phone to film a "happy-slapping" attack in which a man was kicked and punched to death, in what is thought to be the first case of its kind.
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Jailed For False Rape Accusation

2008-02-11T18:19:00.000-08:00

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Jailed For False Rape Accusation

A young mother who tried to frame a secret lover for rape after her boyfriend found out about their one-night stand was jailed for four months today.

She should have received a four years.

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Kate Knight - Poisoner

2008-02-08T08:29:00.000-08:00

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Kate Knight - Poisoner

The murderous intentions of Kate Knight are all too visible in the terrible injuries she inflicted on her husband, Lee. His piercing blue eyes stare sightlessly into the distance, and over each ear are the new cochlear implants - put in two weeks ago - which have restored some of his hearing. Even so, the only way to converse with him is to shout.

She was only caught because she had mentioned to a friend that she was intending to kill him.

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Today's Women - A Pictorial Guide

2008-02-07T07:25:00.001-08:00

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Today's Women - A Pictorial Guide

Most women these days are a lose-lose prospect.

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Muslim Female Doctors Disobey Hygeine Rules

2008-02-05T05:31:00.000-08:00

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Muslim Female Doctors Disobey Hygeine Rules

Muslim medical students are refusing to obey hygiene rules brought in to stop the spread of deadly superbugs, because they say it is against their religion.

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Mother Who Murders Daughter "Not Guilty"

2008-01-21T10:45:00.000-08:00

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Mother Who Murders Daughter "Not Guilty"

Lynn Gibbs admitted to drowning the 16-year-old in the bath after becoming convinced she was suffering from anorexia, and that there was no hope for Ciara.

... But with the verdict, Dr Gibbs and her family at least had the consolation of knowing that publicly, it had been recognised that she was not a bad, evil woman, who had cruelly killed her own child; but that she was deeply unwell at the time, suffering with -- as a number of professionals testified -- a severe form of psychotic depression and bipolar disorder.

... "She was working as a psychiatrist with the HSE just a few weeks before the killing," said Ms Ryan.

... Another County Kilkenny person who knew her painted a picture of a somewhat controlling mother. "Perhaps she was just over-anxious, but she seemed to like keeping [her children] Ciara and Gearoid at home all the time. You would never see them out, in fact, some people would not have even known they had children.

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2008-01-17T07:21:00.001-08:00

Riding The Oestrogen Express Marc Rudov.

Hell Hath No Fury ...

2008-01-07T05:06:00.000-08:00

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Hell Hath No Fury During the summer Michael Nyman, best known for the soundtracks of movies such as The Piano, and The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, embarked on an affair with Jane Slavin.

Big mistake!

Their relationship was sparked by an encounter online - and, when the affair began to sour, she plotted to gain her revenge via a honeytrap on the internet.
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No Jail Time For Women In Wisconsin?

2007-12-27T00:59:00.000-08:00

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No Jail Time For Women In Wisconsin? Sometime next year, La Crosse County might let all its female prisoners out of jail.
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£600 Well Spent

2007-12-05T18:42:00.001-08:00

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£600 Well Spent

My exhusband and I had a great sex life, so when our marriage ended, I decided to go online and see if anyone out there could fill the gap. I found a huge number of websites and adverts offering a wide range of services. In the end I found Justin. He costs £200 for an hour, £270 for three hours and £600 for overnight – and every penny is well spent.

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Women Take More Days Off Work For Sniffies

2007-12-04T20:00:00.000-08:00

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Women Take More Days Off Work For Sniffies

The notion that men are the weaker sex when it comes to coping with illness is a myth, it would seem.

It is women who are more likely to take days off work with a bout of the sniffles, a survey shows.

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Older Women Seek Young Men

2007-12-03T10:39:00.001-08:00

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Older Women Seek Young Men

Grieves-Cook and many hotel managers say they are doing all they can to discourage the practice of older women picking up local boys, arguing it is far from the type of tourism they want to encourage in the east African nation.

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Mother Kills Son - Still Gets Alimony

2007-11-27T22:36:00.000-08:00

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Mother Kills Son - Still Gets Alimony A man must pay alimony to his ex-wife--who killed their son. Glenn Sacks

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Driven To Suicide By Mother Of Friend

2007-11-20T10:29:00.000-08:00

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Driven To Suicide By Mother Of Friend A 13-year-old girl hanged herself after she fell victim to a cyber-bullying campaign orchestrated by the mother of one of her classmates, who masqueraded online as a "good looking" teenage boy.

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Caring Nurses

2007-10-29T20:53:00.000-07:00

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Caring Nurses "No one wanted to help us. Every time we asked for pain relief, or to see a doctor, we were told to wait, or that we didn't know what we were talking about."

The final day of Ian's life was spent in misery and humiliation on a geriatric ward, with uncaring nurses and doctors who failed to recognise that he was dying.

He had been shunted there from his surgical ward, having been told his bed was needed for a more urgent surgical patient.

"That day was a nightmare," says Debra, now 43.

"I knew he was dying, his usual happy character had vanished, he was frightened and very low.

He looked grey and clammy, his stomach was swollen, he was hallucinating and there was vomit all over his T-shirt.

"As fast as I changed him he was sick again. The nurses were not interested in helping me.

"At one point, an old man fell out of the bed next to us and lay there, crying for help. When I ran up to the nurses' station to tell them, they said: 'Just leave him.'

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Shameful Secrets of the Big Brother Women

2007-10-19T03:49:00.000-07:00

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Shameful Secrets of the Big Brother Women Big Brother's most talked about housemates have a rather sordid past, with new details of alleged drug use, lesbian romps and sex games a clear sign we'll be in store for a scandalous season.

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Pregnant Victim 'Was Still Alive'

2007-10-05T08:41:00.000-07:00

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Pregnant Victim 'Was Still Alive' A woman was probably still alive when a stranger started removing her unborn baby, a trial in Missouri has heard.

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On Single Women Preying On Husbands

2007-10-01T18:11:00.000-07:00

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On Single Women Preying On Husbands Time was when loyalty to their sex meant few single women would pursue a married man. In our aggressive 'me, me, me' age, that's changed. No wonder so many wives feel insecure ... Anna Pasternak

Yes indeed. And, believe it or not, I actually feel quite sorry for married women today; particularly if they have children and they want to be good mothers.

Not only do they have to contend with the predatory women as per above, but the government whips away huge amounts of taxes from their families, their husbands are continually being disadvantaged - financially and otherwise - in their workplaces as a result of various affirmative actions, and their children are becoming increasingly difficult to handle because the perpetual abuse hysteria has made it virtually impossible for adults to keep a firm grip on our growing youth; something which affects negatively all our children.

Ho Hum. You never know. One day married women might wake up to the fact that feminism and political correctness have done them no favours at all. On the contrary, they have cost them a positive fortune.
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Top Woman Tennis Coach Beds 13 Year Old

2007-10-01T17:54:00.000-07:00

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Top Woman Tennis Coach Beds 13 Year Old A top woman tennis coach was caught in bed with a 13-year-old girl after starting a lesbian affair with the child star, a court heard yesterday.

Which reminds me: Did you know that there are more female 'paedophiles' working in UK primary schools than there are male ones?

But don't ask me how many.

How, then, do I know?

Maths!

More than 80% of primary school teachers are female, and about 25% of all paedophiles are female.

And given that 80% x 25% (female) > 20% x 75% (male) , the numbers speak for themselves!

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Women Prefer Men With Deep Voices

2007-09-26T02:40:00.000-07:00

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Women Prefer Men With Deep Voices If you've ever wondered why fat, walrus-faced singer Barry White was such a hit with the girls, it was probably because of his deep voice.

Scientists have found that men who speak deeply are likely to father more children than their squeaky rivals.

The following comment on the Daily Mail site made me laugh, ...

My own research, conducted over the past sixty years, proves beyond a doubt that women are far more attracted to men with deep pockets.
- Tony, Oxford, UK

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Offensive Breasts Banned In Casino

2007-09-25T11:44:00.000-07:00

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Offensive Breasts Banned In Casino A British tourist has been barred from a casino in New Zealand for upsetting fellow punters with her 'offensive' breasts.

Thirty-three year old Helen Simpson from Nottingham, was wearing a low-cut black evening dress when a woman staff member at the Christchurch Casino told her to cover up or leave.

Goodness. 'Offensive' is surely too delicate a word to describe those most fulsome assets.

How's about, "Weapons of Mass Destruction"?

Lesbian Parents Upset Over Getting Twins

2007-09-24T05:32:00.000-07:00

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Mums, count your blessings Miranda Devine Sidney Morning Herald, September 23 2007

THE SPONTANEOUS public outrage over two Melbourne lesbians suing their IVF doctor because they got twins instead of the single baby they had requested has been dismissed by the louche left as "moral panic" from homophobes.
But what really galls people about the case is not so much the two-mother angle but the audacity of these women, and their breathtaking lack of insight about their good fortune.
Having been given everything - increasing societal tolerance of their sexual preference, subsidised medical remedy of their lifestyle-induced infertility and two perfect babies - they proceeded to bellyache and navel gaze for the next three years.
They hired a lawyer who likened the error to amputating the wrong leg and sued the poor doctor, unloading all their emotional baggage - and, wow, is there a lot of it - in court.
The non-birth-mother mother testified last week in the ACT Supreme Court, where the couple are suing Canberra obstetrician Dr Sydney Robert Armellin for more than $400,000 for implanting two embryos instead of one.
"She [the twins' birth mother] always said that she had a big heart filled with love," she said.
"I find that she doesn't have the same ability to love that she used to and the same capacity to, I guess, embrace differences and issues as a couple or as a team."
The twin girls - conceived in 2003 in the Canberra Fertility Centre by in-vitro fertilisation using sperm from an anonymous Danish donor - had changed their relationship, she said.
Their lives as a couple were lost as they became bogged down with the everyday tasks of raising two children.
Ain't motherhood grand.
The 40-year-old birth mother testified too: "The experience of my pregnancy was so far removed from what I had anticipated that I was in relationship counselling, in a great deal of pain, and someone was suggesting that adoption was an option."
While she had enjoyed decorating the nursery, buying a pram was distressing, she said. "It was like the last frontier of acceptance to spend hundreds of dollars on a pram."
Perhaps some people don't understand, when they go shopping for donor sperm, that a baby is not the latest adorable consumer item acquired to invigorate your lifestyle, like a steamer oven or a flat-screen TV. That's what pets are for.
A baby is not a new range of retail opportunities - the Peg Perego pram, the Armani Junior layette, the Steiner school. A baby does not exist to give its parents a fresh identity or to pep up their relationship.
Parenthood is not about the parents but the child and, if you don't know it when you are pregnant, the truth dawns soon enough. That is, unless you fight reality every inch of the way, clinging, like these women have, to the fantasy that your life will be exactly as it was before, your relationship with your partner unaltered, as if the baby were not its own person, with its own needs, desires and emotions.
The couple issued a handwritten media statement last week saying they "cherished" both their daughters and the case was not about money but "principle".
They must have fought hard to nurture their sense of grievance for so long, in the cause of "pursuing our convictions".
One of the little-acknowledged advantages of having a father and a mother involved in the tricky start-up of a family is that there are few men who would indulge the sort of neurotic self-pity these women appear to have been wallowing in for three years. And few women would persist with such behaviour under the dumbfounded incomprehension or withering scorn of a husband.
Less feminine empathy and more male pragmatism can be a circuit-breaker to hormone-drenched hysteria. It's a metaphorical slap in the face.
What the women really needed was not $400,000 but someone to tell them to snap out of it and be thankful for what they have - two healthy baby girls. Then they should have sent Dr Armellin flowers instead of a writ.

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Beaten Up By 'Wild Animals'

2007-09-23T19:06:00.000-07:00

Beaten Up By 'Wild Animals' A girl aged 15 told yesterday how she thought that she would die during a beating from two fellow schoolgirls who fell on her like “wild animals”.

Childless Women 'Hostile To Working Mothers'

2007-09-19T04:58:00.000-07:00

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Childless Women 'Hostile To Working Mothers'

Women who do not have children are considerably less sympathetic than men to mothers trying to juggle home and career, researchers have discovered.

But, of course, it is men who are typically blamed by the feminists for such things.

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Anita Roddick - The Liar

2007-09-16T08:11:00.001-07:00

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Anita Roddick - The Liar "Anita's constant lie that she originated the idea, the green colour scheme, the products, all the things that gave the company its unique identity - never in our wildest imagination did we think that Roddick, with all her claims about being so honest, would keep this fabrication going," Brostoff said.

Yes indeed. This self-proclaimed 'feminist' also made part of her considerable fortune by conducting a national domestic violence campaign against men during the early 90s wherein which she handed out to her mostly female customers small booklets that contained nothing but hate-filled nonsense and LIES about the issue of domestic violence; the idea being to make money out of stirring up hatred towards men - both of which she did, very successfully.

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Pavarotti Threatened To Shoot Himself

2007-09-12T07:38:00.000-07:00

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Pavarotti Threatened To Shoot Himself Luciano Pavarotti threatened to shoot himself as his relationship with his "money-mad" wife fell apart.

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Failed Attempted Paternity Fraud

2007-09-09T10:23:00.000-07:00

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Failed Attempted Paternity Fraud I’ll try to sum up a funny story that happened a few years ago: I got a vasectomy. I met a girl soon afterwards. She was nice and attractive but with a selfish streak that raised a big red flag. She was 32 at the time and I could practically HEAR her biological clock ticking. Michael J. Farrand

I did NOT tell her about my vasectomy and I always used a condom with her to protect against STDs. She assumed, obviously, that the condom was only used for birth control. Silly girl.

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Woman Falsely Accused Of Raping Man

2007-09-09T04:15:00.001-07:00

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Woman Falsely Accused Of Raping Man A woman falsely accused of date-raping a wealthy businessman has told for the first time how the ordeal ruined her life.

"My life is in ruins, all because of a claim that was totally ridiculous and should never have been taken seriously," she said.

Here is one of the reader comments ...

Welcome to the world that thousands of men every year find themselves in. It's deemed newsworthy only because it's a woman for a change.This woman doesn't know what the trauma of a rape accusation really is.Try living under the constant threat of murder, totally ostracised through the local female gossip nework, losing your job, having you wife kick you out of your own home and deny access to the kids while you pay for everything, have a nervous breakdown, losing your friends etc.

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Men Deserve To Be Hit

2007-09-01T05:09:00.000-07:00

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Men Deserve To Be Hit I think every man I have been with has received a slap from me. Every single one deserved it, says alot about my taste in men!

Yep: That's one possibility.

The other, and more likely, possibility is that you are a very nasty piece of work.

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Feminists' Radio Station Fails To Get Audience

2007-08-20T19:41:00.000-07:00

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Feminists' Radio Station Fails To Get Audience To thunderous acclaim from the liberal intelligentsia, a team of feminist icons - including Gloria Steinem and Jane Fonda - last year launched a women-run radio network. Carrie Lucas

Last Friday, GreenStone Media signed off for good.

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UK, USA Women Care Not How They Look

2007-08-01T11:11:00.000-07:00

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UK, USA Women Care Not How They Look British women couldn't care less after a survey showed they are the least likely to put effort into their appearance for the sake of men.

They have the lowest levels of concern in the world for what husbands, boyfriends and other male observers might think, with only 51 per cent caring whether men liked their appearance, the study said.

Japanese women were second bottom with 53 per cent followed by Americans at 56 per cent.

I have pinched the current topmost comment from the Telegraph, ...

... What really puts me off British women is their obsession with their 'rights'. Many assertive young British women manipulate ghastly 'equality laws' and think they have the right to be rude and unpleasant to any male they suspect of infringing their rights -of course they don't care what men think of them- which has led to a horribly prudish culture. In most of the UK now, but especially London, paying a woman a compliment is interpreted as sexual harrassment. Asking a girl to dance in a public bar or club is frequently an invitation for a being admonished as a 'slimy creep' - a favourite expression in any young British woman's vocabulary. No wonder so many young British men seek solace in alcohol and behave so badly in public places.

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Avoid Poking Fun At Women

2007-07-27T08:02:00.000-07:00

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Avoid Poking Fun At Women OLYMPIA, Wash. - An oral surgeon who temporarily implanted fake boar tusks in his assistant's mouth as a practical joke and got sued for it has ended up with the last laugh. Dr. Robert Woo of Auburn had put the phony tusks in while the woman was under anesthesia for a different procedure. He took them out before she awoke, but first he shot photos that eventually made it around the office.
The employee, Tina Alberts, felt so humiliated when she saw the pictures that she quit and sued her boss.
Woo's insurance company, Fireman's Fund, refused to cover the claim, saying the practical joke was intentional and not a normal business activity his insurance policy covered, so Woo settled out of court. He agreed to pay Alberts $250,000, then sued his insurers.
A King County Superior Court jury sided with Woo, ordering Fireman's Fund to pay him $750,000, plus the out-of-court settlement. The insurance company won the next round, with the state Court of Appeals saying the prank had nothing to do with Woo's practice of dentistry. On Thursday, the state Supreme Court restored Woo's award.
In a sprightly 5-4 decision, Supreme Court Justice Mary Fairhurst wrote that Woo's practical joke was an integral, if odd, part of the assistant's dental surgery and "conceivably" should trigger the professional liability coverage of his policy.
Dissenting Justice James Johnson said the prank wasn't a dental procedure at all and only "rewards Dr. Woo's obnoxious behavior and allows him to profit handsomely."
The backstory, the court wrote, is that Alberts' family raises potbellied pigs and that she frequently talked about them at the office where she worked for five years.
Woo said his jests about the pigs were part of "a friendly working environment" that he tried to foster.
The oral surgery on Alberts was intended to replace two of her teeth with implants, which Woo did. First, though, he installed temporary bridges that he had shaped to look like boar tusks, and while Alberts was still under anesthesia, he took photos, some with her eyes propped open. Before she woke up, he removed the "tusks" and put in the proper replacement teeth.
Woo says he didn't personally show her the pictures but staffers gave her copies at a birthday party.
Woo's lawyer, Richard Kilpatrick, described the surgeon as a kindhearted, fun-loving man who was chagrined that an office prank turned out so badly. He was delighted with the high court's decision, Kilpatrick said.
Attorneys for the insurance company did not immediately return calls for comment about the ruling.
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All Women Should Live In Sweden

2007-07-20T17:48:00.000-07:00

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All Women Should Live In Sweden According to a new report, Sweden tops out as the #1 place for women to live. Is it the year-long maternity leave? The chance to date four men at once? The unisex public bathrooms?

The goal of equality starts young: "Anti-Sexism Awareness Training" begins in kindergarten, where male toddlers are encouraged to play with dolls, and females with toy tractors. In school, classes in cooking, sewing, metalworking, and woodworking are compulsory for both sexes. All education, including college, is free, and girls routinely outperform boys; in 2005, women made up more than 60 percent of all Swedish college students. All this adds up to more flexible gender roles later: As one Swedish Website puts it, "In our country, women drive the buses and men push the baby buggies."

Pewk.

While her boyfriend cleans house, Ebba focuses on being a role model for the 250,000 young female readers of her magazine.

Pewk x 3

Swedish couples — women and men — get 13 months paid leave and another three months at a fixed rate. Of that, 60 days must be taken by the mother, another 60 by the father, and the rest can be divided however they choose.

Goodness. Isn't the Swedish government generous! They can actually choose!

Wow!

This principle of equality extends to many other areas of life in Sweden. Women's sports are given as much TV airtime as men's, sometimes with higher ratings — 4 million Swedes watched the 2003 Women's World Cup soccer final.

Yawn.

But for all the benefits, how sweet are Swedish women's lives, really? A glaring inequality persists in the wage gap — women earn 83 percent of the average male salary. And Amnesty International recently criticized Sweden for not doing enough to tackle domestic violence and discrimination against ethnic minorities.

Yep. Not even the Swedes can do enough to tackle domestic violence.

I suggest killing all the men.

This could help to reduce the current holocaust of Swedish domestic violence - as well as save a few women's lives.

Some Swedish feminists have even more complaints. A new female-run political party, Feminist Initiative, was launched in 2005 on such platforms as abolishing marriage laws — thereby granting any two (or three, or four!) people cohabiting the same rights as a husband and wife — and legally requiring fathers to take as much time off for child care as mothers. While the party was initially touted as "the way for women's future," its support plummeted after its convention several months ago, during which members sang a rowdy song about "chopping men to bits."

Yes indeed. Chopping men to bits was a step too far - even for the Swedes.

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Women More Powerful In The Home

2007-07-11T21:43:00.000-07:00

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Men might throw their weight around at the office, but at home, women are the bosses.
A study, which was just released, finds that wives have more power than their husbands in making decisions and dominating discussions.
"The study at least suggests that the marriage is a place where women can exert some power," said lead author David Vogel, a psychologist at Iowa State University (ISU). "Whether or not it's because of changing societal roles, we don't know.”
The results counter past research.
“Most of the research literature in psychology has suggested that women have less power,” Vogel told LiveScience. “They have largely based that on the fact that traditionally men earn more money and so therefore would have the ability to make big decisions in the relationship.” That wasn’t the case in this study.
Spouse survey says
Vogel, Megan Murphy, also of ISU, and their colleagues surveyed 72 married couples in which the spouses were an average of 33 years old and had been married for about seven years. Most of the participants (66 percent) were Caucasian, followed by Asian (22 percent), Hispanic (5 percent) and African American (4 percent). The final 3 percent represented “other” nationalities.
Each spouse answered questions about relationship satisfaction and overall decision-making ability. Then, each spouse noted a relationship problem that could not be resolved without the spouse’s cooperation. While money and housework were popular picks, sex didn’t come up much as a marital issue.
Topics chosen by husbands/wives included: Money—18 percent (husbands) / 13 percent (wives) Housework—15 percent / 15 percent Friends and family—10 percent / 19 percent Feelings and emotions—10 percent / 13 percent Time together—13 percent / 10 percent Making decisions—18 percent / 4 percent Sex—4 percent / 1percent Intimacy—1 percent / 1 percent Communication—3 percent / 4 percent Children—husbands never chose this topic; 3 percent of wives Other relationship changes—4 percent / 17 percent
The scientists videotaped the couples while they discussed each of the issues for 10 minutes.
Women power
Trained volunteers coded the videotapes using a scale that rated couples’ interactions based on words and behaviors associated with blame (blames, accuses and criticizes the partner); demand (nags, pressures for change, requests); withdrawal and avoidance (avoids discussion the problem by hesitating, changing topics, diverting attention or looking away); and discussion.
Wives were more demanding—asking for changes in the relationship or in their partner—and were more likely to get their way than the husbands. This held regardless of who had chosen the issue.
The women were not just talking more than their husbands.
"It wasn't just that the women were bringing up issues that weren't being responded to, but that the men were actually going along with what they said,” Vogel explained. “[Women] were communicating more powerful messages, and men were responding to those messages by agreeing or giving in.”
One reason for in-charge wives could be that they carry the weight of making sure the family farm is running smoothly.
"Women are responsible for overseeing the relationship, making sure the relationship runs, that everything gets done, and that everybody's happy," Murphy said.
Wife power could signal a harmonious couple. "There's been research that suggests that's a marker of a healthy marriage—that men accept influence from their wives," Murphy said.
The study, published in the April issue of the Journal of Counseling Psychology, was funded by the National Institute of Mental Health along with ISU

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How Girls Pass Exams

2007-06-22T17:08:00.000-07:00

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How Girls Pass Exams Soaring numbers of GCSE and A-level candidates are using "sob stories" such as last-minute illnesses and the death of pets to claim extra marks in their exams.

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Boyfriend Pillow

2007-06-01T03:34:00.000-07:00

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Boyfriend Pillow Japan's single women are being offered the ultimate sleeping partner .

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Gold Digging Russian Women Arrive In London

2007-05-31T08:59:00.001-07:00

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Gold Digging Russian Women Arrive In London People stare at Natalia. She is stunningly beautiful, elegant, and with a figure that a movie star would die for.

"This is lovely," she tells me. "Will you buy it for me when the shop opens tomorrow?"

"It's £33,000," I choke. She looks at me, puzzled.

Her blue eyes freeze and she removes her hand from my arm.

"Is money a problem?" she asks, in a caring sort of way.

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Women And Cheetahs Closely Related!

2007-05-29T22:04:00.000-07:00

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Women And Cheetahs Closely Related! DNA analysis of the spotted cats found that they were serial cheaters, with nearly half of their litters made up of cubs from different fathers.

No surprises there!
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Gold Digging Ho?

2007-05-20T21:49:00.001-07:00

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Gold Digging Ho? The widow of the Earl of Shaftesbury will go on trial tomorrow accused of plotting his murder so that she could inherit his £6million fortune.

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Female Chimpanzees As Deadly As Males

2007-05-17T21:49:00.000-07:00

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Female Chimpanzees As Deadly As Males The female of the species may indeed be as deadly as the male, research suggests.
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MI6 Wants More Women Spies

2007-05-12T17:35:00.000-07:00

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MI6 Wants More Women Spies Part-time spying, childcare vouchers and “generous maternity pay” are all on offer. The service is also keen to assure female spies that they will not be required to seduce their targets into divulging secrets.

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Breast-Feeding Legislation Considered

2007-05-12T17:29:00.000-07:00

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Breast-Feeding Legislation Considered Ministers are considering new laws to give women a right to breastfeed their babies in public and take statutory breaks at work to suckle their infants.

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2 Million Couples Comitted But Living Apart

2007-05-11T20:22:00.000-07:00

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2 Million Couples Comitted But Living Apart New research estimates that there are now as many as two million couples who, despite being in a committed relationship, live separately. The number of couples who live apart together (LATs) is now roughly the same as those who live under the same roof.
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Couple With 50 Year Age Difference

2007-04-27T06:09:00.000-07:00

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Couple With 50 Year Age Difference At 75 years of age, Angela McKimm's romantic adventures were behind her. Or so her family assumed.

So imagine their shock when the respectable grandmother installed an African boyfriend 50 years her junior in her £1 million home.

And what a fine couple they make!

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Unisex Lavatories To Prevent Bullying

2007-04-26T07:33:00.000-07:00

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Unisex Lavatories To Prevent Bullying Secondary schools should install unisex lavatory blocks for pupils located near staff-rooms or offices to counter bullying, the Government says.

Communal showering might also help!

LOL!

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Sex 4,200 Times

2007-04-25T07:06:00.000-07:00

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Sex 4,200 Times The average person will eat over 10,000 bars of chocolate, shed 121 pints of tears and have sex more than 4,200 times.

More than 4,200 times!? Sheesh. That's more than once a month.

And we will have eaten 10,866 carrots, taken 7,163 baths and passed wind an average of 15 times a day.

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War On Drugs Is A Disaster

2007-04-25T01:07:00.000-07:00

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War On Drugs Is A Disaster British drugs policy is a disaster. Parliament’s refusal for more than a third of a century even to amend the prohibitionist 1971 Misuse of Drugs Act is the most damning comment on the state of politics today, in thrall to the tabloid mob. Simon Jenkins

More people die each year from adulterated drugs than from terrorism. The cost of prohibition both to the state and to the community is colossal. The illicit market in drugs undermines Britain’s communities and subverts British values far more than any Muslim cleric or rucksack bomber.

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Princess Diana Was A Manipulative Schemer

2007-04-23T01:15:00.000-07:00

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Princess Diana Was A Manipulative Schemer Princess Diana was a manipulative schemer who was ruthless in her pursuit of Prince Charles, a bombshell book will claim.

Huh! Tell me something new before I swoon.

One of the main reasons that Diana was idolised and almost deified by the feminist-dominated left-leaning media was because her problems with Prince Charles made it easy for them to use her to attack both 'men' and the monarchy. And this is why even though she was, clearly, precious little more than a schemer and a manipulater, the media tried to portray Prince Charles has being the main problem.

Indeed, Diana was little different from Paul McCartney's current wife - Heather Mills.

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Women Ogle More Than Do Men

2007-04-17T21:34:00.000-07:00

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Women Ogle More Than Do Men

Women are worse oglers than men despite the widespread belief that they are less physically focused, a study has suggested.

The eye-tracking data suggested what women paid most attention to was dependent on their hormonal state.

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Teacher's Sex Tryst With Boy While Pregnant

2007-04-17T21:24:00.000-07:00

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Teacher's Sex Tryst With Boy While Pregnant

A married teacher carried on a passionate affair with one of her pupils while she was pregnant with her husband's child, a court has heard.

Jenine Saville-King, 29, allegedly began the year-long relationship with the boy when he was 15.
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95% Of Parents Abuse Their Children :-)

2007-04-13T02:25:00.000-07:00

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95% Of Parents Abuse Their Children :-)

LOS ANGELES—A chilling national poll of U.S. children ages 3 through 12 estimated that nearly 75 million youngsters suffer both physical and psychological abuse at the hands of their parents on a daily basis.
The poll, whose findings are part of a 700-page report released Tuesday by a coalition of child abuse monitoring and prevention organizations, indicts nearly 95 percent of American parents. It documents abuses ranging from less severe offenses, such as children being denied snacks just before dinner, to more egregious, long-term cases of neglect, such as never ever getting what they want, ever.
"My parents always tell me that I have to finish all my math homework or I won't be allowed to watch TV," said study participant and abuse victim "Derek," 10, who told researchers that some of his earliest memories were of this kind of mistreatment. "They're so mean. I hate them."
"I hate them, I hate them, I hate them," he added.
Encouraged to speak freely and confidentially about their home lives, subjects shocked even seasoned child welfare advocates with tales of systematic deprival and gratuitous cruelty. One Illinois boy told of being forced to linger with his mother in fabric stores and later leaving a Toys "R" Us empty-handed, even though the store sold a water gun he really wanted. An Arkansas 9-year-old said he spent all of third grade carrying a boring brown backpack instead of a super-cool Spider-Man one like a friend, whose parents love him, had. And a 6-year-old girl from Wisconsin was forced to sit at a dining room table for nearly two hours until she finished her canned green beans, a food widely considered by poll respondents to be disgusting and suitable only for adults.
"To hear the sadness in these kids' voices when they talk about how they are scared—literally scared—to bring home poor report cards, is heartbreaking," said Dr. Deirdre Fulton, child psychologist and director of the Nationwide Coalition to End Child Abuse, who co-authored the study. "Some of the children we interviewed even wished they were dead so their parents would feel guilty at their funerals."
"No child should ever wish to die," Fulton added.
According to pollsters, most victims were surprisingly open, even eager, to discuss their abuse, although some were less forthcoming about traumatic experiences that involved inappropriate touching.
"It's so embarrassing, and everybody sees it," said 7-year-old "Harry," whose mother hugs and kisses him goodbye in front of the school bus every day. "When it's happening, I close my eyes and wish it would stop, but it just goes on forever."
Other victims recounted similar forms of privacy invasion, such as being asked if they were wearing clean underwear, and being stripped naked and made to bathe, even after clearly stating that they did not need a bath.
Hair is another focus of unseemly pathological fixations, many children allege: Six out of 10 girls interviewed said that their mothers routinely and painfully pull, twist, and tug their hair into "stupid" hairstyles like pigtails, and some boys said that their mothers go so far as to use saliva to paste their hair into place.
According to the report, a shocking 100 percent of children who claimed to have been abused said their parents repeatedly answered "maybe" to a request, and then withheld from them a definitive answer for hours or, in some cases, days.
In addition to those who admitted to being touched inappropriately, 93 percent of children said they have, at one point or another, been subject to various types of physical abuse.
"My parents make me practice the piano for like 20 hours a day," said 8-year-old "Lacy," adding that sometimes she will hide in her closet to avoid rehearsal. "They told me if I hate it so much I can quit when I'm in seventh grade. That's like 40 years from now."
Some children, mostly boys, have even been pressed into brutal physical labor by their fathers, who demand their sons help them in the yard on Saturdays—one of only two days off for children who spend an average of 600 hours a week at school.
"He treats me like a slave," 12-year-old "Michael" said. "It's like it's my fault that my dad decided to buy a house with a lawn. And then when I do help, he says I shouldn't have had a bad attitude about it."
"Mom just sits there and lets the entire thing happen," "Michael" added.
In some of the more disturbing cases of abuse, parents reportedly take a domineering interest in their children's social lives, often threatening severe but undefined punishment for not being home by dark. Some children said their parents attempt to cut them off completely from the outside world, making many websites and television channels inaccessible and never letting them hang out with their friends.
The National Parents Association declined to comment on the overwhelming levels of abuse. When asked why they wouldn't comment, the NPA released a tersely worded statement: "Because we said so."

taken from THE ONION
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New Zealand Men Scammed By Foreign Women

2007-04-11T19:03:00.000-07:00

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New Zealand Men Scammed By Foreign Women Kiwi men looking for love in all the wrong places are finding themselves left high and dry after bringing mail order brides into New Zealand.

Support groups on Auckland's North Shore say the number of men from failed mail order bride partnerships and ensuing child custody battles has grown.

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Medical Staff Banned From Relationships

2007-04-11T12:34:00.000-07:00

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Medical Staff Banned From Relationships Doctors and nurses will be banned from having sexual relationships with former patients, it has emerged.

"Advice and treatment is sought from a healthcare professional because the patient is sick but that means the relationship is potentially open to abuse and patients must be protected."

I find it almost unbelievable to see the people of this country being so cowed by the government that they are prepared to let them interfere with their most intimate of situations.

People should tell these interfering busybodies to fu#k off and tell them that they, themselves, will decide what is an appropriate relationship for them.

Of course it is wrong for professionals to take advantage of 'vulnerable' people. And when this happens, some sort of action should be taken. But for the government to make blanket pronouncements which restrict and regulate everyone's relationships in advance just because a few of them will likely turn out to be inappropriate should be completely unacceptable.

What next, eh?

Perhaps we should ban all relationships between men and women because some of these turn out badly.

And this is exactly where we are heading.

It is the feminist agenda, through and through.

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Women Civil Servants To Reveal Menstrual Cycle

2007-04-11T12:08:00.000-07:00

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Women Civil Servants To Reveal Menstrual Cycle Women civil servants in India have expressed shock at new appraisal rules which require them to reveal details of their menstrual cycles.

And quite right too.

Indeed, all women should be made to carry at all times on their person detailed information and charts concerning the status of their menstrual swings. This would enable others to determine whether they were dealing with a reasonably rational human being or a raging hormonal psychopath who is best avoided.

And women who do important jobs - judges, doctors, pilots etc - should be given leave, without pay, during the 'emotional' parts of their cycle in order to protect the public from such things as injustice, illness and death!

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Girls Are Not To Be Trusted

2007-01-11T21:18:00.000-08:00

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Girls Are Not To Be Trusted - 4 min - comedy

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Russian Billionaire Held Over Sex Ring

2007-01-11T21:12:00.000-08:00

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Russian Billionaire Held Over Sex Ring A billionaire Russian businessman was in custody last night following a police raid on a suspected prostitution ring in one of Europe’s most fashionable ski resorts.Investigators suspect that many of the women may have been paid for sex in the form of expensive presents from luxury boutiques in the resort.

Yes indeed. It will not be long before giving presents to women with whom you might have sex is illegal.

Hence, no more pressies for the missus!

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