Offensive Breasts Banned In Casino

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Offensive Breasts Banned In Casino A British tourist has been barred from a casino in New Zealand for upsetting fellow punters with her 'offensive' breasts.

Thirty-three year old Helen Simpson from Nottingham, was wearing a low-cut black evening dress when a woman staff member at the Christchurch Casino told her to cover up or leave.

Goodness. 'Offensive' is surely too delicate a word to describe those most fulsome assets.

How's about, "Weapons of Mass Destruction"?